I would like to break up. I’m going to need you to move far far away from me and take your whole annoying family with you. You suck the
life blood right out of me. I can’t sleep at night because every bite consumes me. You have left scars from the constant irritation. I can’t even get out of my car without you attacking me. You are not healthy for me. However, if you would start sucking fat instead of blood I might let you stay.